

So, that explains why they’ll never get older! And It is a know “fact” vampires don’t age. I’ll tell you why….cause this proves our protagonist is…a VAMPIRE and he’s turned her too by biting her shoulder. (stealing Rover and ……bed-sheets?) Nay! The main highlights are “Bite that tattoo on your shoulder” and “We ain’t ever getting older”. While I won’t go into the details of how she’s probably a thief too. “So baby, pull me closer in the backseat of your Rover

She’s no doubt a stripper “looking pretty in a hotel bar” and he seems to be unable to control his libido. Here, we see our hero met his ex-girlfriend who he hasn’t heard from in 4 years. So clearly, our protagonist is an alcoholic misanthrope who is also a fake-ass “nice guy”. Hey, you tell your friends it was nice to meet them. I drink too much and that’s an issue but I’m okay “Hey, I was doing just fine before I met you But I believe it’s something more….dark and sinister. “Closer” is a millennial romance anthem that celebrates youth and heartbreak. At least, that’s what the official description of the song says. So, I thought I’d take a look at the lyrics and decipher the secrets within this song. A good listen, a catchy beat and tune but nothing impressive.īUT it’s still in the top 10 list of Billboard and managed an incredible 32 consecutive weeks as one of the 10 highest-ranking songs in the U.S. (Trust me, you don’t know manufactured until you listen to K-pop) but this song was NOT special in any way for me. I do enjoy the blandest, most manufactured songs. And, I don’t mean to come of as a music-hipster who have no respect for “ pop” or something. Just another generic pop song which will undoubtedly be forgotten after being overplayed (and boy was it overplayed). I know we all thought this song would just fade away. DISCLAIMER: My favorite song is “Closer”
